I guess it was inevitable really when you think about it. Adam let it be known he was returning more to his rock roots and like night follows day, the heavy duty rock fans have flocked to his gigs and changed the way we view glamberts forever!! Our illustrious fandom is no longer glam – it has been irrevocably changed – it seems – to THUGBERTS!!
At the recent Festival in Russia – we are told in an article and video from some Russian mob – that Adam’s fans were “ugly” and “threatened to bash people” – specifically all those nice Korn fans. Some wanted to stand their ground and defend themselves against the hordes of Thugberts while a sad looking man with green hair and bad skin was so upset he spoke like a little boy and said “yeah well if… if …if they hit me I’ll hit Adam, I will, so there.” Thugberts turn grown men into frightened kiddies.
And of course whatserface – that Dozey Dill person – from the Examiner who’s always ready with her mouldy old rolling pin aimed squarely at Adam’s beautifully coiffed head – has jumped on the bandwagon and proclaimed to one and all the God’s Own Truth about how all those Adam Lambert fans turned ugly in Russia and Korn fans were “a-skerred” of them. Either that or the Korn fans were going to bash them back because they felt threatened. Or something like that – them Lambert fans were MEAN motherfuckers anyway
So, for those of us not really into bashing people, wreaking havoc and whatnot, does this mean we need to steer clear of Adam’s gigs in the future? Are we to take it that wherever Adam goes there will now be his hard core rock fans travelling with him ready to inflict untold pain and suffering on anyone who so much as looks at them funny???
We thought we’d better check it all out so we could learn to recognise who these ugly vicious meanies are in Adam’s fandom and that way we might be able to avoid getting our heads kicked in (and can warn fans of bands like The Prodigy and Korn to RUN when they see them – like their lives depended on it!!!)
And sadly, SHOCKINGLY – we found them. The violence and desperation, probably fuelled by a lifetime of alcoholism and drug-taking , all too clear in their beady blood-shot eyes. All the cliches are there, unkempt hair, wasted appearance, toothless grins, piercings up the wazoo and of course the crazy hair and eyes that look like death. These people would clearly kill ya soon as look at ya.
Here’s a prime example of one of these vicious thugs the Korn fans were so scared of.
OMG!!! Run for your lives. She may have an uzi under that cute cutout heart with a picture of Adam’s penis on it!!
Here’s a picture of another group of rampaging Adam fans beating a Korn fan to death with their balloons. You can’t see him but we saw footage of him and his mates being taken away in a glambulance shortly after this photo was taken.
If you look carefully at this next pic you’ll see just how callous and inhuman these new breed of Lambert fans are. One of them is actually holding up a card with the number of Korn fans she’s killed written on it – a frightening EIGHT of them!!!
And if that isn’t enough to convince you then take a look at THESE frightening faces – clearly they are all dirt-bag metal rock fans of Adam just itching to kick the shit out of some innocent and unsuspecting Prodigy and Korn sissys.
And here some brave soul captured this shot of Adam’s Thugberts as they gathered in a Moscow square before the show to plan their evil rampage of violence against all other fandoms. Note the “hands in the air” on many of these scoundrels – we have it on good authority (some seedy looking Russian wanker with green hair & a nose ring told us) that this is a secret visual code meaning “kill the bastards”.
Oh lord save us!!!
So Glammies!!! Are you suitably enlightened and forewarned now? What happens if, like me, you are a fan of Adam AND Korn AND The Prodigy? Do we have to choose sides? Will I have to play all sides and none? Can I be like a neutral
Swedish (duh!) Swiss person and not join in the rock melee of chaos at all? And most of all, will any of this ruin our nail manicures?
Is this the story of the century or WHAT!!!? No wonder The Examiner lady couldn’t wait to get it up – er put it up on her bloggy thing.